Tuesday 18 December, 2007

Sequence 2

Find the next term of the sequence:
1, 2,6,12,25, _


Hint: The answer is in 40's or 50's

Please give the logic as well as logic only would decide the correctness of the answer.

Monday 17 December, 2007

Lets go on with the Puzzles..

I hope you have done your AP, GP and (HP) Chapter well. If you have ::
Find the next term of the sequence..

2, 3, 10, 12, 13, 20, 21, 22, _

Bad Hint :: Its not related with Fibonacci

Mayank, if you remember the answer please do not post it.

{Level: Medium}

Friday 14 December, 2007

Some more CJ's, SJ's, JC's to make you CRY

I think you are familiar with the term CJ, ie, "Chhonkar Joke" another name for low level(extrreeeeemely low level) sastas..

I have posted these on the blog "Puzzle Spot" because they also involve certain(very different) kind of thinking and presence of mind

Note:Comments are necessary for this post.
I would like you to consider my decisions which I have made upon the level of a PJ after much technical review. However if there are any discrepancies I would consider them.

Here are some. Some are better than CJ so consider them as SJ(Shikhar Joke) and some are even better so you can consider them as JC(Jain Comments)..


Question: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the she-elephant
went and got married to some other elephant. So our elephant was very
Depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park to
cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke.
Now, which song would our hero sing?(CJ)





Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."



Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in
love with each other and want to get married, but
cannot. Why?(SJ)






Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is
illegal.


Question: One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day
for all his bad deeds. He felt that he should go an
apologise to Ram for all the problems he had caused. So he went to Ram's
house and knocked on the door. Ram opened the door and was surprised to
find Ravan standing there. Ravan just kept staring and thinking but
didn't say a word. What was he thinking?(JC)





Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"


Question: How do you "cut" roads?(CJ)






Ans: By laughing... because "Haste haste cut jaye
raaste".


Question: Luv and Kush are going to a village and pass by a well. Luv falls
into the well. Why?(SJ)






Ans: Because Luv is blind.


Question: Now, Kush also jumps in. Why?(CJ)






Ans: Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega!



Question: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai? Socho, socho. Nahi pata?(JC)






Ans: D'Cold; Because... Chan ki saans - D'Cold


Question: Chalo ab batao, Jackie Chan ki bahu ka
naam kya hai??(CJ)









Ans: D'Cold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi


A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets
another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?(DJ)-Dipanshu Joke







"So, which platform are you working on?"

A large ssssssssss noise should be produced right at this moment


Question: What do you call a person who is leaving
India?(CJ)




Ans: Hindustan Lever.


Question: What do you call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel
much?(DJ)





Ans: Hindustan Lever Limited.



Question: In an elephant school, some loafer elephants were hanging around
in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by. What do the loafer
elephants say about her?(CJ)






Ans: Look yaar, 36000 - 24000 - 36000!!


Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska
naam kya tha?(DJ)






Ans: Adidas.


Question: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi. Kumble brings a bottle, but
takes it directly to Tendulkar. Why?(JC)





Ans: Because Tendulkar is an opener.


Question: What is the similarity between Satynarayan pooja and the Indian
cricket team?(AGRJ)-understandable






Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai.

Question: Who is Joe?(CJ/DJ)







Ans: Kambakth ishq... Because "Kambakth ishq hai
Joe!"


Question: The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie "my heart is an
umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?(AGRJ)







Ans: Dil Chhaata Hai.


Woh kaun sa hindi geet hai jis main "Internet Explorer" ka zikar kiya gaya
hai???(DJ)


Hint: The heroine also refers to herself as Internet Explorer.







The answer is... Maine Pyar Kiya.

And the song goes....

Aajaa shaam hone IE (Internet Explorer)
Mausam ne lee angada IE
To kis baat ki hai lada IE
Tu chal........ Main IE !!!




Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) :
Phulwa,RaamPyaari, RaamDulari,RaamPuri and
RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to
sing a song. the moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???(SJ)









coz, they all started clapping !!!!


PJ Isse kehte hain.........

Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai. so
he goes to the canteen. Canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai. jaise hi woh
pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat"
likha hai.

To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend karke aa
raha hai, us proffessor kanaam kya hai??? guess(JC)









The answer is

Ishq Ki Chhaon.

Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....

Don't scratch ur head this is a song from film "Dil Se"









What wud u call a Gal who never laughs ????(CJ)










....and the Answer is..........

HASINA !


Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play
hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den. He is
supposed to count up to 100 ...and then start searching. Everyone starts
hiding except Newton. Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in
it rightin front of Einstein. Einsteins counting....
97,98,99.....100........


He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front.
Einstein says "newtons out..newtons....out....." Newton denies and says i
am not out. He claims tht he is not Newton. All the scientists come out
and he proves tht he is not Newton...... how ????(JC)



lesson from this PJ- use of physics is not limited








His proof:

Newton says:


I am standing in a square of area 1m square. That means I am Newton per
meter square. Hence I am Pascal....since Newton per meter square = Pascal

Monday 3 December, 2007

Think Free – Your Office Online!!

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Unfortunately the application is a bit heavy because of the Java but the results are pretty good and the interface is pleasant to use.

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